If It's Wednesday, We Must Be In Versailles
Before we went to Versailles, we planned and super-planned. We checked the extended weather forecast, and chose Wednesday for the trip because it was supposed to be the nicest day of the week. The night before, we bought croissants for breakfast and bread and cheese for our lunch. I checked and re-checked the subway/train route. We consulted both Rick Steves, and the Lonely Planet guide for helpful tips. Rick Steves told us to leave early, and arrive early at Versailles to avoid the crowds. We went to bed early, and set the alarm to be sure to wake up in time.
Wednesday morning, we were out the door by 8AM. We descended into Les Halles subway station, and re-checked the route with the man in the information booth. When we arrived at the station where we were to change for the train to Versailles, we asked another official train person for advice. We were told to wait on the platform for the THIRD train. We did as we were told, and boarded the third train. The station we were headed for was Versailles Rive Gauche (left). We boarded the train on the rive gauche. After a few stops, the train crossed the river, which would put us on....rive droite. I thought that maybe the train would cross back over the river, but it didn't. I checked the map. We were on the wrong train.
So. We got off the train. Another couple got off the train. Coincidentally, they were from Halifax, also trying to get to Versailles. We backtracked to where we had started going in the wrong direction. I spent some time examining the train schedule board on the platform, and figured out how to tell if we were getting on the right train (the strange acronyms on the front of the train). I told my sisters and the other couple my conclusions. My sisters figured I knew what I was doing, and the Halifax couple were probably hoping I knew what I was doing.
The correct train came along at 9AM. It was very full, so we ended up with seats scattered around the car. But we made it. When we arrived at Versailles RIVE GAUCHE, we disembarked with half the population of the world. We made our way out of the station into biting cold. One of us (the one in the pretty pink coat), didn't have a matching scarf and gloves, so she froze. We examined another map, and made our way AGAINST THE WIND to the palace of Versailles.

With our handy museum passes, we skipped the worst of the lines, but we still had to line up to go through security (all of Paris' museums and attraction were on high alert throughout our stay).
I made an executive decision to take my sisters into the door above, hoping to avoid the huge line at another door. We wandered through some rooms, seeming to be going against the crowds. When we came to an exit, very soon, we asked a female guard with an incredibly smoky voice how to get to the rest of the palace. After some back and forthing in two languages, we discovered that I had taken my sisters into the exit. We had to join the big line anyway.
The palace of Versailles is beautiful. It is also a very important piece of French history. It was the home Louise XIV, XV, and XVI (and Marie Antoinette). It was the seat of France's government before the revolution.
However, visitors are hemmed in by horrible crowds. I'm a tiny bit claustrophic, and I found it difficult to really focus on the beautiful objects I was looking at.
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The Hall of Mirrors |
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The Royal Chapel |
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random hallway |
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Details of the Hercules Drawing Room |
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A detail from Paolo Veronese's "The Feast in the House of Simon the Pharisee."
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So many people. I was longing to get outside. |
Finally, we emerged into the fresh (cold) air. We were met by two pieces of 21st century Art, by Anish Kapoor.
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random paving stones
We made our way to a bench, and huddled together for warmth while we ate our cheese sandwiches.
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and then moved off to explore the glorious gardens.
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Another work by Anish Kapoor
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The gardens of the Grand Trianon, the summer getaway that was built for Louis XIV's mistress. |
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The Grand Trianon |
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The French Pavilion, a place for Marie Antoinette to hang out. |
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The Petit Trianon, originally built for Madame de Pompadour, later Marie Antoinette's little escape. |
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The Temple of Love |
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Marie Antoinette had a working hamlet constructed, so she could pretend to be a simple farm girl. |