Indian
Adventure
This adventure,
like so many of my travels, begins with the ORDEAL OF THE VISA. Many of my
colleagues here in Tashkent breathed a huge sigh of relief when the Indian
government announced that it was making the visa process easier, and was now
offering visas on arrival. The sigh of relief wasn’t shared by the Brits and
the Canadians. Apparently we’re still threatening enough that we need to submit
all of our paperwork in person, at least a few weeks before we even think about
getting on a plane (except that in order to apply for the visa, you have to
first have a ticket – a bit of a catch-22).
The first step in
the process was to fill in the very lengthy application form online.
Unfortunately, the internet in Uzbekistan is not the speediest, so just loading
and saving each page seemed to take a lifetime. I had to list every country I
have visited in the last ten years, and the place of birth and full names of my
parents, and give information about my grandparents. At least I didn’t have to
list every job I’ve ever had (Russian visa). I had to come up with references
both in Uzbekistan and in India. The last part of the online submission was
loading a photo. Not just any photo. A headshot with a white background with
specific size restrictions. Using my limited computer skills, I managed to size
and resize a photo. Once all of this was submitted, I was generated an
appointment date. NOWHERE on the Indian government site, (or anywhere on the
entire world-wide-web) could I find the visa fee for a Canadian applying in
Tashkent.
On the day of the
appointment, I arranged with my regular taxi-driver to pick me up at school at
11:00 and take me to the Indian embassy. I had with me; passport, printout of
application, letter from my school; copy of my lease agreement; copy of my bank
statement; copy of my plane ticket; extra copy of my passport and Uzbek visa. I
was also carrying about $300 in various denominations of US dollars, and a bag
full of soums. (Not only did I not know how much the fee was, but I didn’t know
what currency I had to pay it in). The taxi driver didn’t know where the
embassy was, so I had directions from a friend, and a rough map. After a few
wrong turns, and stopping for directions a few times, we made it.
At the gate, I
showed the guard my paper with the appointment time. “Passport.” I handed over
my passport, in it’s pretty blue passport cover. Inside the cover, there are
handy little pockets. I had shoved the extra photos in the pockets. The guard
opened the book, looked at the photos, me, and the word Canada. “Canada?” “Da.”
And the gate swung open.
The grounds of the
Indian embassy, by the way, are quite lovely. There is a little stream with a
fake water wheel, and fat white ducks swimming in the water. There are cats wandering
around (do they eat the ducks?).
I entered the door
with the visa sign. It opened to a small waiting room filled with benches. At
the end of the room, was a little window reached by a small flight of stairs.
There were people seated on the benches, and two people in line at the little
window. I looked around to see if there was a number-machine like you find at
the deli, but I couldn’t see anything. I got in line.
When I was second
to the front of the line, a number of people started to quite aggressively tell
me that I was out of line, that I had to
wait. I honestly couldn’t figure out how the waiting worked, so I fell back on
the tried-and-true stupid-foreigner gambit. I kept pointing to my appointment
time, and speaking hopelessly and rapidly in English. I could hear the
mutterings around me, and feel the eyes burning into my back, but I held my
ill-gotten ground.
When I got to the
front of the line, the first thing the visa person said was, ‘Did you wait in
the queue?” “Yes,” I said. “I have an appointment.” “Everyone here has an
appointment. That is the time you’re supposed to enter through the gate.” “But
the guard told me to come in!” The visa person took my papers, and told me to
wait ‘downstairs.’
I took a seat on
the benches, still not sure what was going on, or how long I would be sitting
there. Were the visa people going to punish me and make me sit there all day? I
had made arrangements to cover my class immediately after lunch, but that was
it. What if I had to miss lunch, and didn’t have time to eat for the rest of
the day? I pulled out my kobo and started to read. I told myself that, if they
didn’t call my name within an hour, I would very sweetly inquire about what was
going on.
Twenty minutes
later, I heard my name called. I pushed my way to the front of the queue (yes,
I was extremely popular). There was a new visa person. “Do you work at TIS?”
“Yes.” “My daughters go to TIS.” Yay! I’m not going to be punished for being a
pushy foreigner! I’m going to be rewarded for having the right connections! The
visa fee was $53. The first 50-dollar bill I handed over wasn’t acceptable.
Luckily I had another with me. I was told that they have to contact Canada (to
make sure I’m not a criminal, or using a false passport, I guess), and they
would call me when my visa was ready.
I leaned into the window, and asked if I
had done something wrong with the queueing, and explained again that the guard
had sent me in. I was assured that everything was fine (by the man with
daughters in my school). I walked back through the grounds, out the gate, out
to the street, caught a taxi, and was back on campus in time for lunch.
One week later, I
received a telephone call. My visa was ready, and I could come collect it and
my passport at 4:30. I called my favourite taxi-driver, Vladimir, and he picked
me up at school at 4:30, zoomed me home to pick up my receipt, and then to the
Indian embassy. I showed the guard at the gate my receipt, walked to the visa office,
and I was the only one there! Within minutes my passport was back in my hands!
Yay, I’m really going to India!